Jared is a 24-year-old indigenous Haisla Man and the protagonist of Trickster-"a show about sex and dope"
Bio[]
Jared is a 24 year old man who grew up with his mom and her negro boyfriend in BC. He grew up banging his mom and slingin dope (his cock) around their apartment. Like any man he struggles with friends, school, and constant jerking off in the YMCA bathroom. Jared was forced to bang his mom from a young age. As of late, his grandma Sophia, has been more and more attractive to him. He decides to cheat on Maggie (his sex slave) with Nana Sophia and wreck her box.
Physical appearance[]
Jared is a man with a massive dick, with a full pumped stiffy, it is about 17 inches in length. He often wears hoodies that smell like his mothers cum and he has a grudge against wearing anything below his waist in order to show off what he's packing (massive slong 17 incher).
Personality[]
Whether he’s slingin his johnson or ballin with his homies in the crack den, Jared is the gangbanger type, he’s the guy that doesn’t care about anything. All he cares about is a good pussy here and there and an occasional hooker visit, plus head, which he gets from his grandma and mother. He is always in a moral dilemma on which pussy is more tasty, although in the end, he chooses his grandmas box.
Quotes[]
- Jared said in episode 1; "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo".